To Whom It May Concern:
I would like to apply for the position of [ ]CEO [ ]General Manager [ ]Sales Manager [ ]Salesperson [ ]Sales Assistant [ ]Office Clerk [ ]Night Watchman [ ]Gopher at your company.
I have a [ ]PHD [ ]MBA [ ]BA [ ]College Diploma [ ]Trade Certificate [ ]High School diploma [ ]Elementary School Leaving Certificate [ ]Air Brakes Certificate [ ]Hot Air Balloon First Flight Certificate [ ]Dog license
and several years experience as [ ] a scientist [ ]an executive [ ]a manager [ ]an executive assistant [ ]a salesperson [ ]a massage therapist [ ]a payroll clerk [ ]a convenience store clerk [ ]a therapist's client [ ]an unemployment specialist.
I am able to [ ]multi-task [ ]learn quickly [ ]think obliquely [ ]count backwards from 1000 [ ]win food fights [ ]parallel park [ ]disappear at will [ ]shoot peas out my nose [ ]sleep with my eyes open.
After you've reviewed my resume I'm sure you will agree that I am [ ]perfect for the job [ ]worth training [ ]a possible fit [ ]better than your average gypsy [ ]near a nervous breakdown [ ]insecure [ ]worth hiring once I get parole [ ]curable [ ]funny.
So, lets [ ]talk soon [ ]do lunch [ ]meet at the crisis centre [ ]Twitter each other [ ]exchange recipes [ ]organize a love-in [ ]discuss the meaning of life [ ]destroy the evidence.
Sincerely yours,
I would like to apply for the position of [ ]CEO [ ]General Manager [ ]Sales Manager [ ]Salesperson [ ]Sales Assistant [ ]Office Clerk [ ]Night Watchman [ ]Gopher at your company.
I have a [ ]PHD [ ]MBA [ ]BA [ ]College Diploma [ ]Trade Certificate [ ]High School diploma [ ]Elementary School Leaving Certificate [ ]Air Brakes Certificate [ ]Hot Air Balloon First Flight Certificate [ ]Dog license
and several years experience as [ ] a scientist [ ]an executive [ ]a manager [ ]an executive assistant [ ]a salesperson [ ]a massage therapist [ ]a payroll clerk [ ]a convenience store clerk [ ]a therapist's client [ ]an unemployment specialist.
I am able to [ ]multi-task [ ]learn quickly [ ]think obliquely [ ]count backwards from 1000 [ ]win food fights [ ]parallel park [ ]disappear at will [ ]shoot peas out my nose [ ]sleep with my eyes open.
After you've reviewed my resume I'm sure you will agree that I am [ ]perfect for the job [ ]worth training [ ]a possible fit [ ]better than your average gypsy [ ]near a nervous breakdown [ ]insecure [ ]worth hiring once I get parole [ ]curable [ ]funny.
So, lets [ ]talk soon [ ]do lunch [ ]meet at the crisis centre [ ]Twitter each other [ ]exchange recipes [ ]organize a love-in [ ]discuss the meaning of life [ ]destroy the evidence.
Sincerely yours,
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